Friday, December 28, 2012

Tantus Infinity Plug (Large): Comfy and Wavy

Courtesy of Tantus

Tantus always keeps us on our pleasured toes with their novel shapes and great designs that really hit the spot. The Infinity is a more mellow butt plug for comfortable wear while you give your man a blow job or during sex for a sexy fill-me-up double penetration session. If you found the Severin to be a little too intense for you or the bulbs too difficult in difference of size, then this may be the plug for you!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Agent Provocateur Sale!

Courtesy of AP
Hi Folks -- The good people at Agent Provocateur are having a merry sale right now, and we would recommend that if you ever wanted something from AP, you should get it now. Their sales are pretty rare, and their pinnacle quality really makes it worthwhile to have a set or two (and they are awesomely hot!)


Monday, December 24, 2012

Sex Position of the Week (12/24) ~ The Quickie Fix

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The meddling relatives are probably home and the kids certainly aren't going to bed tonight waiting for some fat old man to bring them presents. But it's time to spread that holiday cheer, and what better way than a good old fashioned quickie? Hehe

Friday, December 21, 2012

Tantus Large Silk Dildo: The Basic Dildo

Courtesy of Tantus

It's not a bad dildo but at first I felt that there is really nothing special about it other than the fact that it's slippery smooth and my vagina can easily push it out if I don't hold onto it somehow. It really appeared to be a bland item on its own so I gave it a few more tries in combination with other toys.

(Note: It is a great beginner's dildo, though!)

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Don't Forget Your Naughty Gifts!

Courtesy of Google


Hi Folks -- We just wanted to remind you that we've had some gift guides, and if you haven't already, get some presents while you still can (Companies like Amazon have expediated shipping!). If you're not in the mood for more gifts, then check out our sex positions weekly post for some fun ideas ;)


Monday, December 17, 2012

Myla Elvie Non Padded Balcony Bra: Easy Transition from Day to Night

Courtesy of Myla

Every girl should pamper herself with some lovely lingerie (hint hint men). There are many options out there and I'm sure each one of you have a favorite brand that provides the comfort and support you need but sometimes it's hard find a good bra that can balance function with sensuality. I have found these lovely pieces for easy transformation from day to night.

Sex Position of the Week (12/17) ~ Ladder Loving

Courtesy of Tumblr

Ladders aren't just for firemen and lifeguards -- when explored with proper safety precautions, you can get some moan-inducing leverage hehe Try this and you just might have a ladder bolted to the bedroom wall!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Tantus Cowboy Bronco Butt Plug: Filled up and Pleasured

Courtesy of Tantus

I believe this is a basic staple to a toy collection much like a handy clutch. The design is simple but effective in bringing you pleasure. Perhaps it is also less intimidating for those who have used a few butt toys and are beginning to try toys out that are a bit more advanced. The Bronco's shape and texture guarantee a smooth insertion given that it is properly lubed up. It is also a great choice for double penetration if your partner prefers something without too many ridges. User level: intermediate to advanced.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Luscious Playthings Large Double Up Probe: Hard and Intense

Courtesy of Luscious Playthings

This is a curious item that is different from most of the toys in my collection. I found it to be quite interesting to try out. The toy is double ended and each side yields a slightly different sensation. User level: intermediate to advanced. It can be used as a dildo or an anal plug. The glass is hard and great for a firm penetration while holding temperature remarkably well (warm it up under some hot water for easier insertion too).

Monday, December 10, 2012

Sex Position of the Week (12/10) ~ Turtle

Courtesy of Tumblr

This has got to be one of my all time favorites. Particularly since plain old doggy style gets a bit old (even though it's so good). Try this out during a double penetration session with a toy and your man. You'll never be the same hehe

Friday, December 7, 2012

Tantus Cowboy Scout Dildo: Big Fun in Any Hole

Courtesy of Amazon.com LLC
I usually don't like dildos that are molded to look like authentic penises. I mean, I already have one on my hubby to play with; dildos should have some novel-non-penis-capable shape -- But this one's a winner! It's a bit straight and firm so initial insertion was a bit difficult, but after things got way more fun as as things got going -- I don't think I ever moaned so hard ;)

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Fleshlight Butt Super Tight: Hand is Now Obsolete.

Courtesy of Fleshlight
Since my hubby's been getting me sex toys for quite some time now, it occurred to me that I'd never returned the favor; apparently, he hadn't thought about it either. Our sex life is great (and frequent, may I say), but there are days when I'm not in the mood or if we're traveling for work. My hubby was content with his hand for solo play this whole time, but I thought I'd treat him to a couple of Fleshlights (Another one's for Christmas so we'll tell you about that after). This is his review on the Fleshlight Butt Super Tight!


Monday, December 3, 2012

Sex Position of the Week (12/3) ~ The Rising Sap

Courtesy of Tumblr

Remember that scene in Chicago, the one in the prison with all the burlesque ladies dancing around? Well remember spread eagle, the split that the lady does on the chair? Well well, if you're a flexible girl, then you can tease your man like no other ;)

Sunday, December 2, 2012

How to Travel with your Toys and Naughty Lingerie

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Sex toys and naughty lingerie pieces are often private and fragile, making traveling with them more difficult. You have to think about people searching your bags if you travel via plane, and then there's always the careless of throwing of bags by the baggage handlers that have you worried for your contents anyway. Here are a few tips on how to travel with your goodies!

Friday, November 30, 2012

Fun Factory Bendy Beads: Twisty Fun in the Butt!

Courtesy of Google
I may have found my favorite anal beads!!! At first I was drawn by the interesting design of its pea pod-like structure, and after some use, its grooves have proven to be one of the most prized features of this anal bead plug. Appropriate for beginners to advanced users although I would say it's more of an intermediate level item.

The Naughty Christmas Gift Guide: Stocking Stuffers

Courtesy of Google

Well well it's that time of year to shop for the holidays again! Get these sexy and naughty little gifts for your loved one and reap the rewards ;) We're sure you'll want your stockings full with these little naughty things hehe We've listed some items in ascending order of price, but they're all made to please! Have fun and make the holidays hot!


Tantus Ryder Butt Plug: Smooth Extended Wear Fun Time!

Courtesy of Amazon.com LLC
The Tantus Ryder Butt Plug is one of the most comfortable silicone butt toys I've encountered so far for extended wear. The base is small so it sits nicely between your butt cheeks, and the even-throughout width makes for a very sexy fill-me-up sensation when my husband plugs me with it!

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Weekday PSA: Get your Tantus Acute Now (They're About to Sell Out Permanently)!

Courtesy of Tantus

Tantus is almost out of the Acute dildo on closeout. It's only $20, and we've sung its praises already. Go forth and get yours while you still can -- It's a great toy!


Luscious Playthings Small Blue Glass Stand-up Kegel

Courtesy of Luscious Playthings
If you particularly like glass sex toys due to their smooth texture, heft, and of course, beautiful form, then have a look at the Kegel by Luscious Playthings. I got this small one in cobalt blue with the intention to exercise my muscles. User level: intermediate. I have only used this as an butt plug so far and found it to be quite fun and challenging.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Marriage and Spanking in the Bedroom: Thoughts on Intimacy and Trust

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This was a guest post I wrote for the spanking goods producer SPORKwoods to post on their blog, and I thought I'd share it with you too! It's for those who have considered it or are shy to admit they want to try it -- it's my candid experiences with spanking with my hubby!

Monday, November 26, 2012

Sex Position of the Week (11/26) ~ The Sexual Seesaw

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Remember playtime in elementary school when boys teased you on the playground? Well now there's a different kind of playground called the bedroom, and they still bully you. At least now it feels oh-so-good ;)


Weekday PSA: Wooden Dildo Maker Penetralia 50% Off Sale!

Courtesy of Penetralia

Wooden dildos have been around for a long time as naughty women have been crafting them (or being gifted them) for fun times when the man is unavailable. Get your Cyber Monday 50% off deal at Penetralia today! This seems to be a one-day deal so get yours while you still can!


Sunday, November 25, 2012

SPORKwood Toys Sapele Paddle: Spank Your Naughty Lover!

Courtesy of Pinterest

I've been a naughty girl this week (hehe lots of time during the holidays!) and my husband gave me a nice spanking with our new Sapele Paddle from SPORKwood; it made my butt all red and nicely warm. The wood is of good quality and well crafted -- the paddle is very smooth and is a great paddle for light to middle players. My hubby and I just play with naughty-girl foreplay spanking, and I liked it very much!

Hitachi Wand Attachment Part 1: G Spot Attachment

Courtesy of Amazon.com LLC

This is a great foreplay attachment to the cumming machine. It doesn't give the instantaneous cumming powers that the bare Hitachi Magic Wand does, but it arouses all your lady parts, from clitoris, anus, and everything in between ;) Great for some get-me-wet-before-pounding-me sessions with the hubby!

Saturday, November 24, 2012

The Black Toy Chest Erotica: Episode 1

Courtesy of Google

My husband and I have enjoyed writing and reading erotica, and we thought we'd take it for a spin tailored to our blog. This is the first episode in what we hope will become a once-a-month post! These original smutty pieces are semi-fiction -- Let's just say we've done a few of these things ;) Oh, and the characters use our names hehe (Yes, we know together we spell a president haha). Enjoy!


Friday, November 23, 2012

More Deals!


Hi folks -- There are more and more deals! Check on these websites for some big sales that are coming up -- We would check back every day for some flash sales until Monday. Get some fun toys this week and stock up ;)

Tantus Acute Dildo: The Beginner's Dildo

Courtesy of Amazon.com LLC
This is the go-to dildo for those that are intimidated by toy play or for those that would like to try some anal play with movement (thrusting as opposed to a plug which is stationary). Its small size and sleek profile make it easy to insert in either the vagina or anus, and I would recommend it to those that would like to try double penetration to begin with this as well.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

The Naughty Christmas Gift Guide: Under $200

Courtesy of Google


Now that you've survived Thanksgiving, it's time to look forward to the snowy holidays coming up! Looking for a more gift items for Christmas? Here are some ideas for a fun winter holiday~ Get your buzz going with some sexy lingerie and hot toys: Find them all here!

The Sex Swing: Have Sex Like Tarzan

Courtesy of Tumblr


Feeling that you need something a little more adventurous in your own home? This over-the-door swing is easy to store and surprisingly sturdy. It will make the usual stand and carry sex a lot more fun! All you need is a sturdy door.

How to Camouflage Your Toys

Courtesy of Google

You may *think* that's a hatbox in the picture. In fact, that naughty girl there's just a pro at hiding her goodies ;) For those that do not have a special fun room, storing your toys and whatnot requires some discretion. You may have guests every once in a while or have children; this means you can't exactly leave your toys (especially the passion stained ones!) laying in the open. Once you start to have a certain number of items, a few drawer or two may not be enough -- toys require care, and some toys made of glass or metal can't be stored with other toys since they might be damaged.


Happy Thanksgiving! Get Stuffed Tonight~

Courtesy of Google

Thank you readers for your readership! You keep us writing naughty tidbits for you all ;) Now that you're all filled up on turkey, it's time to stuff something else hehe Get frisky with your lover today and make love with abandon -- it's time to thank them for a year of fun sex (and prepare for yet another one). Give extended blowjobs (you too men!), try sex in both of your lady holes, and be a little naughty this Sexingiving! I mean, Thanksgiving ;)

Look for some deals on toys, lingerie, and sex toy furniture after the jump.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Sex Position of the Week (11/19) ~ The Amazon

Courtesy of Google

Welcome to our new weekly posting! Every week we'll be posting new sex positions for those of you that want to try something new. It'll be posted every Monday so you have all week to try it out. If you've already tried it, bravo! Email us with suggestions any time if you have a great position ;)


The Naughty Christmas Gift Guide: The Splurges

Courtesy of Google

The holidays are fast approaching, and so is gift shopping season! These are the hand-picked naughty luxuries that you can gift your lovely lady this upcoming Christmas -- some of these have extended shipping, which is why we're posting it so early. Make this holiday memorable with some of the sexiest gifts you can splurge on ;) We will also have more posts coming up: 'The Under-$200 Naughty Gifts' and 'Stocking Stuffers' -- they'll be posted closer to the holidays so you can plan ahead!

P.S. Our earlier post of the same name got deleted by Blogger during an internet glitch, so we've re-written it all for you from memory! Enjoy :)

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Adam and Eve Bum Buddies Anal Beads: Waves of Pleasure

Courtesy of Google
My hubby actually got this for me when we were just starting out in anal play, and I found them to be both very easy to take during our earlier butt-play sessions -- this is a great toy for both the beginner and more advanced anal players. The pleasure when my hubby teases by tugging on my anus with a bead sends shivers down my back every time!


Saturday, November 17, 2012

All Tied Up: Soft Restraints

Courtesy of Google
Being tied up (gently) can add a lot of fun to your sex routine, whether it be in the bed or on a sofa (or ottoman hehe); the variety of soft restraints out there can be explored with much pleasure. Your partner can tease you as my hubby loves to do to me when I'm tied up, and the restricted movements during sex can heighten your pleasure as well as enhance the position you're in to degrees that you didn't know before! It definitely makes me moan (and really really wet) hehe


nJoy Pure Wand: Female Ejaculation

Courtesy of Google
Sorry for being away for so long but we are now back with some exciting new posts! After I got better from what seemed like an endless cold, I've got back to being busy testing out the newest edition to my ever growing toy chest hehe. Since I loved the nJoy Pure Plug so much, my hubby gifted me the Pure Wand (aren't I a lucky girl :D). I have to say that this is another outstanding piece that should be in any girl's collection of goodies.

Weekend PSA: Stag Shop 88% off Sale!


Hi Folks -- Stag Shop is having a great 88% off Evolution Toys Line Sale! Go take a look for some fantastic deals! Stag Shop Sale!

On another note, I've been a bit sick (hence the lack of posts this past week) -- it may be a few more days until we can post again, but rest assured, there's some great new reviews coming up, like the nJoy Pure Wand -- Although, I may need to 'review' that again ;)

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Spank Me! I've Been Naughty~ Tips on Erotic Spanking

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Funny Tidbit: The nJoy Pure Plug Shaped Hotel

Courtesy of Google
My husband was watching the Abu Dhabi Formula 1 race the other night, and we both noticed just how much the Abu Dhabi F1 Track Hotel looks very familiar ;)

Monday, November 5, 2012

Weekday PSA: Stag Shop Costume Clearance!

The Stag Shop is having a great costume clearance sale at REALLY low prices! Go over there and snatch up some good frisky deals ;) Nobody said it has to be Halloween to get dressed up all naughty hehe

Here it is: Stag Shop Costume Clearance Sale!

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Weekend PSA: La Senza 3 for $27 Sale!




Hello Ladies! La Senza, one of the best lingerie makers for both daily wear and sexy nighttime wear, is having a big sale -- head over to get great deals on undies and bras!


Tantus Echo Vibrator (Midnight Purple)

Courtesy of Google


This is a great textured dildo for foreplay and double penetration. User level: intermediate (depending on your vagina of course). It's also suitable for use with other accessories and furniture due to its wide base. The ripples mimic repeated heads and gives you pleasurable ripples all through your vagina when your husband (or when you're playing solo) pushes in and out of you -- definitely will have you moaning (and wet)!

Dorcel Geisha Plug: Ben Wa Balls for your Butt

Courtesy of Amazon.com LLC
The Dorcel Geisha Plug is a good beginner extended wear plug because of its moderate size and ease of wear. It also has a mini weighted ball that rolls around when you're engaged in some heavy movement of any kind -- whether it be sex or power walking! I found that the ball itself isn't amazing, but the plug is very easy to insert and comfortable to walk around.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Liberator Wing: Ride Your Vibe & Be Taken at the Same Time!

Courtesy of Liberator

Other than all the plugs, dildos and whatnot that can really add some extra kick to your fun, I'm starting to think sex furniture is often overlooked. This toy mount is quite the gem without being an overly big item taking up space in your room. It allows you to ride your favorite dildos or vibrators hands free in a series of positions while enjoying the vibrations sent out from bottom. You can also ride it while being taken from different sides, satisfying your double penetration cravings! Or triple -- more on that after the break ;)

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Tantus Ripple Butt Plug (Large): Beads of Pleasure


Courtesy of Tantus Inc.


Anal beads feel so good but they are often a little too stringy for certain uses. This anal plug is of the perfect combination; a nice mix of beads and dildo. I love beaded plugs since they have smooth ridges that always pleasure the special anal spot. This really does the job when you are either tugging on it or being taken from behind.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Yume Edible Body Butter: Become a Sexy, Tasty Treat!

Courtesy of Yumeblush.com

Edible body butter just adds so much fun to your foreplay. I got them for my husband to massage all over me and suddenly I become a tasty sweet treat for him to lick! He especially likes putting them on my breasts and nipples -- the butter somehow makes me more sensitive and he has me arching my back and moaning in no time -- not to mention that it's good for your skin, too!

A Survey of the Best Lubes: Make It Wet & Slippery!

Courtesy of Google


One of the most important components of using toys for play (and sex in general) is good lubrication. We've sampled quite a few options over the years, and we've compiled a list that we think it the best for everything. In the list, we've recommended the best liquid and gel water based lubes and the best liquid silicone based lube -- check it out for your next sexy session :D


Saturday, October 27, 2012

nJoy Pure Plug (Large): Shiny, Sexy and Fun!

Courtesy of njoy
This the best extended wear plug I've found so far. User level: Intermediate to Advanced. Made of shiny stainless steel with quite a bit of heft to add some extra fullness. Its sleek tapered shape makes penetration super easy. There is something about the design that makes this plug really organic to wear. It is incredibly comfortable and can be worn for hours on end -- Definitely one of my favorites!

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Luscious Playthings Glass Curved-Handle Rosebud Butt Plug (Small): Compact Rosy Fun!

Courtesy of Luscious Playthings

Prior to using this particular plug, I've only tried out two other glass butt plugs. They are much heavier than silicone ones which makes them suitable for muscle exercises (more on the importance of maintaining your pelvic muscles later). Glass plugs are smoother and cooler. If you are a collector, there is a lot more variety and artistic value to them.


Hitachi Magic Wand - The Instant Cumming Machine

Courtesy of Amazon


Ok, I know this is not originally designed for personal pleasures but it is a Japanese product. By no means am I exaggerating when I refer to this as the instant cumming machine. When I first used this, I came about three times in the first 30 seconds or less. It is just insanely good! You can also play around with different attachment heads. We currently have two that we still have try out. We'll keep you posted!