Sunday, April 21, 2013

New Home!

Hi everyone!


We have some exciting news to share with all of you :D

For the past few days, we've been busy setting up a new home for our blog. We now have our own website! Please visit us at theblacktoychest.com!

We will keep this blogger one up for a few more weeks to facilitate the transition and then we will say our goodbyes to this old home. Please help us spread the word.

Thank you guys for your support over the past months. We are glad that our little adventures can provide some fun for others as well. We will continue with our regular reviews and bring some new ideas on board as well!

Keep on exploring!

James & Madison

Friday, April 19, 2013

Tone Up! Yoga Position of the Week: Killer Hip Openers

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How far can you spread your legs? Join me this week to try out a series of hip openers to help you get into those sex positions that you've never really been able to do! Stretch out those hips and hamstrings to relieve tight pelvises for increased sensitivity.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Sex Position of the Week (4/18): The Cascade

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Well well that spring sun is shining and it's time to get sexy ;) Our Sex Position of the Week posts are now going to be on Thursdays (so you can get prepped for the fun weekend ahead!) -- try out new things and always have fun with your partner!

Monday, April 15, 2013

Book Review: Stainless Ladies by Didier Carre

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After my husband really enjoyed 'Sexy Games' by Didier Carre, I decided to gift him 'Stainless Ladies' by the same photographer. This work is raunchier, more provocative, and exemplifies the sexy naughtines that women's bodies allow them to present. It's a great collection of erotic nudes in very risque positions and we would highly recommend it for some pre-bedtime fun!

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Tenga Standard Red Soft Tube Review: Quick Fun in Light Package!

Courtesy of Tenga
The good folks at Tenga sent us two items to review, this and another one which I will review next week. Thanks to the Tenga people, I was able to have some good fun while Madison was busy this week (I actually stole some of her lube haha). In any case, this is an excellent toy that I think every guy should have.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Tone Up! Yoga Position of the Week: Downward Facing Dog with Kegel

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Let's begin with a simple stretch that relaxes the body and puts your mind at ease. This highly versatile pose can then turn into a great sex position for those of you with strong arms.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Let the Sexercises Begin!

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I can't believe that spring is already half way through! It's really time to stop procrastinating and get on with the work out. I will be doing a series of weekly sexercise posts starting with simple yoga poses, yoga + kegel routines, pilates and eventually move towards more advanced toning activities with kegels such as swimming. It's not enough to be just physically healthy, having better sex will significantly impact your life by keep those endorphins coming!
We will be posting every Friday with a new toning tip to not only get you bikini ready but also strengthen the target muscle groups such as the pelvis, thighs, lower back, abs etc. for enhanced sexual adventures!

Monday, April 8, 2013

Sex Position of the Week (4/08): The Spread Spoon

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We've been absent with our Sex Position of the Weeks for about a month because after our vacation, both my husband and I got sick (bleh). But now we're all better, the weather's warm, and it's a fantastic time to get frisky :D

Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Tantus Juice Butt Plug Review: Beginner Extended Wear

Courtesy of Tantus

This is one of the new butt plugs from Tantus, and as usual, it doesn't disappoint! The material is a bit lighter and a bit squishier, making it a great plug to wear comfortably. The general user level is beginner to intermediate; extended wear user level: beginner.

Fleshlight Signature Series: Get These While You Still Can!

Courtesy of Fleshlight

Hi folks -- It looks like Fleshlight is discontinuing a line of their long-desired Signature Sleeves and it's your last chance to get one! As I've said before over and over, Fleshlights are a great tool for both single and committed men. The committed men can use them while on a business trip or when their wife is out of town and thus unavailable (get your permissions first gentlemen!); the single men can use them whenever they would like to!

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Saturday, March 23, 2013

Tantus Cowboy Holt: A Great Introductory Butt Plug

Courtesy of Tantus

It has been a while since we last reviewed an anal plug and after browsing through the archives, I've realized we haven't really blogged about something for the intermediate level user. The Tantus Holt is a great choice if you are looking for something that's relatively easy to use but still add enough texture for some arousing sensation enhancement.

Naughty Easter Guide!

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Friday, March 22, 2013

We're Back! With an Agent Provocateur Sale Too :D

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Well hello folks! Sorry about the lack of posts in the last two weeks -- we extended our vacation and went places without WiFi. We have a number of posts coming up with weekend, so stick around and read up for some springtime fun ;)

For now, head over to AP for some great deals on bras, corsets, and all sorts of goodies (I've gotten a few hehe)

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Vacation Week for the Berlins!

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Hi Folks -- we are now officially going on vacation for the next 10 days or so. We've scheduled a few posts to publish on their own while we are away, but we won't be posting lots until we get back. We plan to test a few toys out on our little getaway though, so expect some good reviews soon hehe

This is a great week to also send us emails if you have questions or need more advice on anything! We will be checking our emails, and we always love to hear from our readers. Write us at: theblacktoychest@gmail.com

Monday, March 4, 2013

Sex Position of the Week (3/04): Tawdry Tube

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As spring approaches, the winter bite seems stronger than ever! The good news is that it's a great time of the year to go on a nice vacation to somewhere warmer. If you can find a nice and secluded cove, this position will rock your work with pleasure hehe

Monday, February 25, 2013

Sex Position of the Week (2/25): Pick-Me Up Fun

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This week's sexy-time fun position is a bit of a workout! It seems that the weather is getting warmer, and that means getting in shape for some warm-weather sex in the months to come ;) For now, you can get all hot and heavy over each other while losing some of the winter fat hehe

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Lelo Elise 2: Sleek, Smooth, and Fun!

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I have an unhealthy affinity for all things sleek and black. Once again Lelo is feeding my addiction with its sophisticated black and metal detailed designs. I simply can't get enough of the Elise 2's silky smooth texture! Read on for the great new (and luxurious!) vibrator from Lelo, the great artisans from Sweden.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Book Review: Sexy Games by Didier Carre

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The realm of erotic photography is a difficult one to maneuver, having to balance both the eroticism and  an element of subtlety not found in pornography. Didier Carre's Sexy Games is one of the best black-and-white erotic photography collections I've seen in a while, and his photographic technique is impeccable. The models are of the European persuasion, and their varying body types and positions elude to a very sensual current running through the entire work. I got the book for my husband, and he really enjoyed it!

Monday, February 18, 2013

Sex Position of the Week (2/18): The Mermaid

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There's nothing like thinking about the beach and some nautical themed fun when you're stuck with piles of snow outside! We've found a quick and dirty position for this week, and the good news is, you can do this wherever you have a raised platform hehe Bonus points for those who rock a boat with it ;)

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day!

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The special day is finally here! We hope that everyone's preparations are all set up and ready to go. If you are still searching for some last minute ideas, you can always read up on our weekly position posts & how-to guides. Embrace the celebration of love and show your special someone how much you love him/her.

Have a wonderful Valentine's!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

RealTouch Interactive: The Ultimate Toy for Men

Courtesy of Bing

The good folks at RealTouch sent me a full RealTouch package to review (Thank You Very Much RealTouch!), and after having tested it, I'm thoroughly convinced that this is in a league of its own when it comes to toys for men. Women have swaths of toys to play with, but finding a great toy for men can be a challenge. I believe that this is the best male toy ever made; it really has no competition because it is so unique. Read on for more :)

Monday, February 11, 2013

Sex Position of the Week (2/11): The Vibrating V

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It's the week of sexy fun where you can let out your inner animal with your lover! This week's position gets you ladies dripping and you men grinning -- spread those legs and thrust those hips like there's no tomorrow everybody -- it's gonna get hot ;)

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Goodies in Cupid's Pouch: Valentine's Day Gift Guide

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It's that time of the year again when your special loved one is showered with roses, chocolates, gifts and love! It's the day you have no excuse but to let all your passions out and have some awesome, sexy romping time with your lover. It's also a day where you have every excuse to stock up on some naughty naughty toys to keep you busy for the year. Here are a few of our fun-loving suggestions!

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Sportsheets Hog-Tie Review: Ooh La la! Tie me Up Fun


Courtesy of Bing

I'm a lady who likes to be gently held down by her wrists as my husband pounds away -- mostly because I have a tendency to squirm, and him holding me there lets him go deeper without any change in rhythm (I flail a bit haha). We've tried all the saucy, sexy things that kind of go along those lines, like having my wrists tied with one of my husband's ties to the best post, or just having them tied together. One day, we thought, 'why not try something more restraining?' We aren't a couple that likes hardcore BDSM, even though I occasionally like getting some light spanking for foreplay. The Sportsheets Hog-Tie worked splendidly, and... Well, let me just start by saying it was quite a lot of fun ;)

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Lelo Lyla 2 Design Edition: Sexy Remote Controlled Fun

Courtesy of Lelo

My hubby recently got me this toy from Lelo as a Christmas gift, but we weren't able to review it until recently. This is a fantastic foreplay toy that's just the right amount of intensity and naughtiness; this is a huge upgrade from the previous edition of Lelo's remote controlled goodieness, and everything has been improved -- battery life, remote distance, and vibration intensity. All in all, it's a great discreet toy ;)

Monday, February 4, 2013

Sex Position of the Week (2/04): The Y-Curve

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Well the winter seems to be putting up some intense winds, so to fight back, we've written up an equally intense hotness for the bedroom! Keep it hot, stay indoors and get limber for the Valentine's Day next week ;)

Friday, February 1, 2013

Fun Factory Stronic Eins: All the Orgasmic Fun Without Any of the Work

Courtesy of Fun Factory

Technology has taken sex toys on a new turn. Not only are there new toys with better textures, funner designs, more modern better chargers but the overall functionality has been significantly boosted. After a series of automatic thrusting machines designed for men, here is finally something for women! And might I say, this is now my favorite vibrator dildo: The Fun Factory Stonic Eins.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Book Review: The Boudoir Bible by Betony Vernon

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Betony Vernon is the creator of an exquisite line of luxury toys, and her art-work sex toy pieces have been the envy of connoisseurs of pleasure for years. We've even featured her here for the 'Splurges' section of our holiday gift guide last year. She has created everything from standard (nevertheless beautiful) objects like Ben Wa balls to the kinkier tassled butt plug and silver adorned spanking paddle. This book encapsulates her vast knowledge of sexual discovery and pleasure; it is a fantastic read.

How to Buy the Vibrator That's Right for You

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Buying a vibrator can be like buying wine. There are so many varieties and so many different tastes for all women that it can be a daunting task to figure out which ones you might like the best. There are bullet vibrators, dildo vibrators, dedicated clitoral and vaginal vibrators, and last but not least, massagers; beyond that there are a whole scope of things, like waterproof capabilities, portability, and noise production that all go into deciding what you would like. Just like a great Bordeaux or a Chianti, though, the right one for your sexual palate can really bring full potential out of your erotic appetite.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Sex Position of the Week (1/28): The G-Force

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The winter winds are blowing outside making the world into a freezing snowglobe (unless you're lucky and in the Southern Hemisphere!), and it's a great time to be inside making some sweet love. We're halfway through winter folks! Hold on tight to your lovers and make some naughty noise ;)

Thursday, January 24, 2013

How to Buy a Dildo That's Right for You

Courtesy of NSFWORLD

There are so many different kinds of dildos that finding that perfect one to get you moaning and cumming can be disorientating. Since you can't really take a dildo for a test-session, it's an investment that you have to make knowing that it might not pan out too well. We hope that we can help you out in your sexy quest to find that great dildo to make you oh-so-happy ;)

Great Sale at Adam and Eve with 50% off and a Free Glass Dildo with Orders Over Just $39!!

Courtesy of Adam and Eve

Wow, today's just a great day for sales, isn't it?! Adam and Eve is offering 50% one item (applicable to most items) with the coupon code FACE50, and on top of that you get a free glass dildo when you spend over $39. There's more! -- On top of all of that sexy goodieness, you get free shipping if you spend $69.

PinkCherry Sale! Lelo Items at a Great Discount!



Head on over to PinkCherry to get yourself some luxury toys today -- They have fantastic Lelo toys at great prices (I've don't think I've ever seen lower for many of the items!). You can stock up for Valentines and have a lot of fun for all the years to come with these. Can't go wrong with Lelo :D

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Jimmyjane Hello Touch Vibrator: Hello~ Orgasms!

Courtesy of JimmyJane


The great folks at designer sex toy maker Jimmyjane sent us their new Hello Touch Vibrator to review (Thank you Jimmyjane!), and as usual, their handicraft is nothing short of incredible. Since their inception in 2004, Jimmyjane has been praised many times in highly read and popular magazines like The Atlantic, Esquire, and Cosmo; having tested the brand new Hello Touch Vibrator, it's no surprise why. The vibrator is everything we hoped for and more -- it truly raises the bar on what is possible in the bedroom in terms of pleasure and couple's toys. It's possibly the best battery powered vibrator ever!

Monday, January 21, 2013

Sex Position of the Week (1/21): The Wanton

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Well it's yet another sexy week and here's a hot one for the both of you! Get all hot and heavy bent over on a sofa or a bed, and have some fun with a balancing act! Check it out ;)

Friday, January 18, 2013

How to Buy A Butt Plug That's Right for You

Courtesy of NSFWORLD

Buying sex toys can be difficult, especially when you're not sure of what you would like to try. We've written up a collection of a few tips to help you on your way to pleasured bliss. Anal toys range greatly in size, pleasurable materials, and texture; each of those characteristics make for a unique and great opportunity to find your erotic pleasure zones in your butt!

Monday, January 14, 2013

Sick!

Courtesy of Bing


Hi Folks --

It appears that I've come down with the flu that's been going around. My husband got me a whole bunch of new toys, though, so once I get all better, we'll be posting. This week may be sparse on posts -- Sorry about that!

Keep naughty and keep warm!
Madison

Sex Position of the Week (1/14): Splitting Bamboo

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Winter is cold as ever, and nothing's better like a toasty lovemaking session with your partner to cozy up the house a little. Check out the pleasurable new position to get you all hot and heavy with your lover. Snuggle up and get naughty!

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Fleshlight Eufrat Mai Lotus: Novel Texture for More Solo Play Fun!

Courtesy of Fleshlight


Since I liked the Butt Super Tight Fleshlight so much, my wonderful wife decided to get me yet another one to take for a spin -- the Eufrat Mai Lotus Fleshlight. It's a pornstar-branded Fleshlight, and the vaginal lips are molded supposedly to look like Eufrat Mai's; it's from the Fleshlight Euro line. It really does differ from the standard line, and I think I prefer this one even more to my hand than the plain Fleshlight!

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Fleshlight 3 for 2 Sale! Get Your Sleeves Now!


Courtesy of Fleshlight

Hello readers! It seems that a whole bunch of companies are having sales, and one of them is Fleshlight. My hubby has sung their praises before. They're having a great deal: 3 for the price of 2 sale, and we'd definitely take advantage of this if you can!

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

La Senza 8 for $30 Sale: Get Yours While You Can!

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Hello Folks -- La Senza is having a fantastic sale of 8 panties for $30. This is a great deal for this brand -- they are a great mid-level lingerie maker; they usually hardly do sales that are less than 3 for $30. This is an opportunity to stock up on some new panties for the new year at a great low price. Check them out while they last! It looks like they have a lot of sizes still available.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Sex Position of the Week (1/7): Oral Sex Positions

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In spirit of of The Black Toy Chest New Years Resolution of more blows jobs, we've found several positions that will make your lip service session (for both man and lady!) really hot and enjoyable. Enjoy, and open those naughty mouths and warm up those tongues ;)

Incidentally, this is our 69th post :P Have fun licking and sucking away!

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Myla Sale! Fantastic Lingerie at a Great Price

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Hi Everybody -- My favorite lingerie maker Myla is having an extended New Years Sale, and they have some great things on sale! It's a fantastic opportunity to get some quality pieces that are guaranteed to not only look sexy, but very comfortable. Go get dolled up for the New Year ;)

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Luscious Playthings Glass Yoni Vaginal Kegel


It's important for women to keep the pelvic muscles in shape and regularly exercise via sports and the use of toys. These activities will help women to lead a healthier sex life. I feel that kegels are one of the harder toys to pick out because not only does it have to fit comfortably, it also needs to be large enough and hefty enough to deliver effective exercise challenges. In addition, there is the question of age, life experiences, and physical strength. My search for the perfect kegel begins from here.

New Year's Resolution: More Blow Jobs Please! Part II (Cunnilingus)

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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

New Year’s Resolution: More Blow Jobs Please! Part I (Fellatio)

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Too many couples do not have enough oral sex. What's the point if you have regular sex? Well, it's a very different experience and it's a part of an affectionate intimate relationship. Think of it this way: it brings everything together in a proper manner that seals the deal. In this post, we'll talk about how to give your man an awesome blowjob! Trust me, it not only pleasures your man but truly empowers you. I give my husband a blowjob on a regular basis (about 5 to 8 times a week, depending) -- even for just a little bit; on some days when I'm friskier (or have something to be particularly grateful for), I even go down on him for over an hour. It's a great way for us to connect, or if we're too tired to make love, it's a good way to get some of the edge off together.


The art of fellatio is not hard to grasp. Much of it is intuitive but like many things, practice makes perfect. Becoming an absolute pro takes some time. For those of you who are new to oral sex, it's important to not feel intimidated or shy. Confidence and enthusiasm will take you very far. I'm not going to lie, it does require work, but it's something done out of affection and arousal. It's a healthy part of sex that pleasures both parties and opens up many new adventures. Be open minded, and open those mouths!

Happy New Year: More Posts Coming Soon!

Courtesy of NSFWORLD

Hi Folks, sorry about the lack of posts lately -- My hubby and I were on vacation in Malta and couldn't write from there (Wi-Fi's pretty spotty). Needless to say, we have several posts coming up in the coming weeks that should make up for it! Enjoy and have a sexy new year everyone!